Idiotic mail filtering

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From: Earle Martin
Subject: Idiotic mail filtering
Date: 23:03 on 30 Oct 2003
An easy target: really stupid software that "filters" mail (read: blocks it
for idiotic reasons).

I just got a call from my dad asking me if I knew why a mail he sent to
someone had been returned as blocked. I got him to forward me the error
message. Here it is:

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From: postmaster@xxxx.xxx.xx
To: [ my dad ]@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 2003 11:50:06 +0160 (BST)
Subject: From: [ my dad ]@yahoo.com

Your Message has not been delivered because of LVSC's content policy.

Details: -

Date: Thu, 30 Oct 2003 03:50:04 -0800 (PST)
Subject: 
Sender: [ my dad ]@yahoo.com
Recipient(s): [ someone ]@lvsc.org.uk

Scenario: Scenarios/Incoming/Block Profanity: The operation completed 
successfully.

Text Analysis Results

This report describes the search expressions found in this message.
Scenarios/Incoming/Block Profanity found the following search expressions in
'0.0.0': 

* The phrase 'britney spears' was found at the location(s): 4.

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I would be amused that the software has reclassified the Pop Princess as
being obscene, were it not for the fact that it's resulted in my dad's mail
being rejected. The thing he didn't understand was that he didn't actually
mention her in the original mail, which he sent to me too.

It took one glance at it to work out why.

__________________________________
Do you Yahoo!?
Exclusive Video Premiere - Britney Spears
http://launch.yahoo.com/promos/britneyspears/


That's right - Yahoo! Mail's software inserted Britney into my dad's mail as an
advert at the bottom, and imbecilic software at the other end rejected it
because of that. Fucking dimwits. Yes, lvsc.org.uk, I'm looking at you!



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