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From: Earle Martin
Subject: Aqua
Date: 12:23 on 30 Mar 2004
Aqua. The GUI for Mac OS X. Where do I start?

Words really do fail to convey precisely how I feel about Aqua, but I'll
try.

I hate the dialog boxes. I hate the grey stripes and translucent effects. 
I hate the shiny blue buttons and the sickening way they pulsate. I hate 
"brushed metal". I hate the "cute" effects like dialog boxes that slip down 
from the top of windows and then back up again, or windows doing that 
perspective zoomy thing. I hate the colourful pinwheel cursor. I hate the 
menus with their acres of pointless whitespace and I hate the new Apple font
that they use. I hate the new wastebasket icon. I hate the Dock. I hate the
way that windows and I especially hate the way that even menus and submenus
have FUCKING DROP SHADOWS ON ALL SIDES. I hate the "traffic light" buttons
and the way their functions appear when you hover the mouse over them.

I need no justification for my hate. It's all fucking ugly, and I fucking
hate it. The day I pay Apple for garbage like Aqua is the day I slit my own
throat.

Love,

Earle.

-- 
Earle Martin
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