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I hate and loathe software that suddenly, when you run it one day, says "This version has expired! Download a newer version!" and promptly quits. No, you stupid turd of a programmer, I *know* it's out-of-date - what you've failed to realise is that _I don't care_. In fact, I'm using an out-of-date operating system right now, on out-of-date hardware. In this particular case, for a Mac Jabber client called TVJab, both of them were made before your cruddy little program even existed. So don't go telling me that your program is TOO OLD TO RUN, because compared to everything else I use happily it's still a mewling whelp, wriggling and shitting in its diapers. Please hold still whilst I jam this screwdriver into your eye socket. Thanks. -- # Earle Martin http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?EarleMartin $a="f695a9a2176a7dd1618af6649896ee10f05ea986de18af6277e9a1d8ef4696644569a1d". "8ef46961ae1e64277e9896eea7d92ea8003e9a1d8ef4696f6950";$b="8ALB6AIA4.BA2";$c= join"",unpack"C*",$b;$c=~s/7/2/g;@b=split"",$c;foreach$d(@b){$e=hex(substr($a ,$f,$d));while(length($e)<8){substr($e,0,0)=0;}print pack"b8",$e;$f+=$d;}
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