Hateful websites

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From: David Cantrell
Subject: Hateful websites
Date: 13:57 on 26 Oct 2003
Web sites are software, right?

Why do all car manufacturers' web sites SUCK so hard?  Is there some law 
of nature that they have to be designed by crack-head donkey-botherers?

All I want, please Mr. Volkswagen/Peugeot/Mercedes/whoever, is to find 
where my local dealer is.  I don't want your flash intro, or your quirky 
tune, i'm not interested in diplomatic sales or your racing team or your 
apprenticeship scheme or wireframe drawings of your engines.  I want to 
type my postcode and for your website to say "thankyou your 
marvellousness, please go to FOO, their address is BAR, the nearest 
station is BAZ, the number QUUX bus stops outside, and here's a map 
showing where the dealer is and your postcode".  A map, with all the 
streets on, with their names, like what I can get at streetmap.co.uk, 
not just the main roads, no fancy 3d buildings drawn on it.  Just a map. 
  Which I can use to find the fucking place and spend vast quantities of 
money.

-- 
David Cantrell | Benevolent Dictator | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david

     You are so cynical.  And by "cynical", of course, I mean "correct".
          -- Kurt Starsinic

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