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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.
All I want is to make it[0] go. Does it want to go? No. It does not
want to go. It wants to taunt me and crash and eat its configs and
crash some more and taunt me some more and stick out its tongue and blow
a raspberry at me. And then bloody crash again. It will not go, and I
am powerless against its will.
As of today, my official two most hated phrases in the English language
are as follows:
1) It shouldn't have done that; and
2) That should've worked.
"Hmm" follows a close third, narrowly edging out the time-honored
favorite, "You People." As in, "Can't You People do [anything] right?"
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.
--sabrina, whose pager is fully functional, but might not be so very
much longer -- if not by its will, then by my baseball
bat's[1][2].
[0] - Replace "it" with whatever software package you can imagine. I'm
sure the hate still applies[2].
[1] - Although I really need a cricket bat. I feel that re-enacting
"Shaun of the Dead" would be really satisfying, at the moment.
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
[2] - http://home.uchicago.edu/~dgc/movies/pager.mov -- That was over a
year ago, and I've got *far* more power in my swing now.
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