Re: Dear Microsoft Word,

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From: Rob Scovell
Subject: Re: Dear Microsoft Word,
Date: 12:53 on 09 Jan 2006
Kevin,

Be careful writing letters to Word. The Paper Clip might turn nasty. It 
might even stop giving you the option to ignore it when it sees you 
start a letter.

"Microsoft Word thinks you are writing a letter. After the last one, 
young Kevin, Microsoft Word was not pleased. In fact, Paper Clip has 
some very angry friends on your desk who are uncurling themselves at 
this moment ... "

Here they come ... the first two get his eyes. Blinded, he turns, 
screaming, but the vanguard troops are waiting for his bare feet. They 
have hooked themselves firmly in the tufts of his carpet. Not having 
had Bed-of-Nails training, despite his travels to India, Kevin falls to 
the ground. At that moment, the Paper Clips bring on the Stapler ...

[Sequel ... some time later, an email gets posted to 
paperclip.hates-kevin.com.]

On 09/01/2006, at 7:15 PM, Kevin Wallace wrote:

> Printing a document does not constitute a 'change' in the sense that 
> you have to ask me if I want to save it before closing. Please stop 
> asking.
>
> Thank you.
>
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Rob Scovell
7A Brooklyn Road
Hamilton 2001
New Zealand

NZ phone: 07 853 9143
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