Re: Windows for teletubbies

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From: Bill Page
Subject: Re: Windows for teletubbies
Date: 03:26 on 15 Jun 2006
you know what i hate? when people have their email clients set to wrap at a
wider size than everyone elses, making the text stretch ever so slightly over
to the next line before starting again

On 6/15/06, Nicholas Clark <nick@xxxx.xxx> wrote:
> There are many reasons to hate Windows. But this one was new to me:
>
> I have been issued with an unlovely Dell running Windows for teletubbies.
>
> I plugged a USB mouse in with one hand, while still using the machine with
> the other.
>
> A little speech-bubble like thing pops up saying "Windows has detected a new
> human-computer interface device"
>
>
> And then the fucking thing hung for 5 seconds. Presumably while it found
> drivers. It's only a mouse, dammit. Haven't you seen a mouse before? Might
> a USB mouse be a fairly standard thing?
>
> If you plug a mouse into a Mac, it just keeps working.
>
> Presumably teletubbies can only do one thing at a time, so Windows is built
> down to that level.
>
> Oh, and every time I plug or unplug the mouse Windows make stupid noises at
> me. Yes, yes, the machine has a sound card. Do you need to keep reminding me?
> Just shut the fuck up and be useful. Which is probably too much to ask. :-(
>
> Nicholas Clark
>
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