Re: [OT] Mac recommendations for minimising hate

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From: Martin Ebourne
Subject: Re: [OT] Mac recommendations for minimising hate
Date: 18:47 on 19 Aug 2006
On Sat, 2006-08-19 at 19:02 +0200, Phil Pennock wrote:
> Wotcher,
> 
> Sorry for the lack of hate here, but having read various rants about
> Macs, I'm hoping for some advise on how to minimise future hate.

Don't turn it on. No, really.

To completely minimise all software hate:

1. Throw the computers, they're all hateful.

2. Throw all your passwords away, including the internet ones. Yes, all
290 of them.

3. Get rid of the video & dvd player.

4. Get an old telly. One without teletext preferably.

5. Throw out the mobile, get an old phone with a wire and only redial.

6. Hang a calendar on the wall.

7. Use a diary and address book.

8. Buy yourself a classic car (yes, I'm hating a car electronic
management system at the moment).

9. Get yourself a job as a milkman. (Yes, they still exist it seems.)

Cheers,

Martin.

PS. This email program marks internet as misspelled unless I type it as
Internet. How quaint!

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