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On Sat, 2006-08-19 at 19:02 +0200, Phil Pennock wrote: > Wotcher, > > Sorry for the lack of hate here, but having read various rants about > Macs, I'm hoping for some advise on how to minimise future hate. Don't turn it on. No, really. To completely minimise all software hate: 1. Throw the computers, they're all hateful. 2. Throw all your passwords away, including the internet ones. Yes, all 290 of them. 3. Get rid of the video & dvd player. 4. Get an old telly. One without teletext preferably. 5. Throw out the mobile, get an old phone with a wire and only redial. 6. Hang a calendar on the wall. 7. Use a diary and address book. 8. Buy yourself a classic car (yes, I'm hating a car electronic management system at the moment). 9. Get yourself a job as a milkman. (Yes, they still exist it seems.) Cheers, Martin. PS. This email program marks internet as misspelled unless I type it as Internet. How quaint!
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