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Kevin, Be careful writing letters to Word. The Paper Clip might turn nasty. It might even stop giving you the option to ignore it when it sees you start a letter. "Microsoft Word thinks you are writing a letter. After the last one, young Kevin, Microsoft Word was not pleased. In fact, Paper Clip has some very angry friends on your desk who are uncurling themselves at this moment ... " Here they come ... the first two get his eyes. Blinded, he turns, screaming, but the vanguard troops are waiting for his bare feet. They have hooked themselves firmly in the tufts of his carpet. Not having had Bed-of-Nails training, despite his travels to India, Kevin falls to the ground. At that moment, the Paper Clips bring on the Stapler ... [Sequel ... some time later, an email gets posted to paperclip.hates-kevin.com.] On 09/01/2006, at 7:15 PM, Kevin Wallace wrote: > Printing a document does not constitute a 'change' in the sense that > you have to ask me if I want to save it before closing. Please stop > asking. > > Thank you. > --- Rob Scovell 7A Brooklyn Road Hamilton 2001 New Zealand NZ phone: 07 853 9143 UK phone: 0845 229 2290/7025
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